Sylvia is about to go see New Moon

There is a few ways this could go, the more likely being:

1) That I think that the movie was ok, but nothing special and walk out of the cinema and continue the same way with my life. I try not to be bias of hating the Twilight Saga, as I have never read it before, and a certain awesome BLOG kinda influenced me.

However, I could also do these things:

2) Absolutely love it and in the process fall in love with Taylor Laughtner/Robert Pattinson. If this happens, you are allowed to either:

a) Gibbslap me [whack me on the back of the head]

b) Rant on about how on earth I could actually like it

c) Ignore me until next year

d) Point out excruciatingly disgusting bits about the film, thus bringing me back to the Twi-inthemiddlers/Twi-on-th-fencers

Thats for Livi, Leaflower, possibly Angel etc.

Now for those who actually do like the series, I give you permission to do this:

e)Say something on the lines of "Ha, told you so."

f) Randomly say awesome it is at any point of our upcoming conversations

g) Give me posters of the whole cast, preferrably not topless. I will probably still have some form of rational thinking in my head as I, like Master Fowl II, is trying to squash puberty and adolesence as far out of my head as possible, and giving me posters of them just gets my hyped up girly side out. And trust me, you do not want to see it.

h) Try to convince me to boycott Blogging Twilight. If you do manage to convince me to, then you should seriously get a medal.

3) I absolutely hate it, and walk out of the movie theatre screaming "What is this crap?!"

None of you have permission to tape my mini tantrum. Don't you dare.

4) Get annoyed with it and start drawing on my hands.

That was original plan prior to this post, but I'll give the movie a chance and not bash them until I'm certain I hate it. Because I might not.

My Twilight hands plan:

Bear in mind that you can only put a certain amount of letters on your hands and fingers, so I had to um, cut down a few words.

Now, starting with the fingers, the red row says "DAN B 4 PREZ!" We all know who Dan B is, of course. [Search up Blogging Twilight if you don't.]

Green writing on right hand says "VK 4 EV[A]" Because I like Vampire Knight is better than Twilight. I think.

On the left hand, the blue writing says "TEAM ELRIC!" because "TEAM EDWARD ELRIC" couldn't fit.

On the right hand palm, it in blue says "WALTER BISHOP SAYS VAMPS AREN'T REAL!"

Fringe is cool.

On the left hand palm, it states in yellow "REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! [THEY WELD GUNS!]" I couldn't fit in the last bit.

But think about it! Loads of Vampires weld guns. Zero does, Alucard from Van Hellsing I think does [IDK, but lately a lot of people in forums have been mentioning him], Blade [half but still] does, I'm not sure if Angel does... but Booth does and they're played by the same actor :D

Alright, symbols. Right hand palm is Zero's Bloody Rose gun.

Left hand palm is the no vampires sign and a Jetpacking Werewolf. Blogging Twilight reference there.

So, wish me luck! I'll try to stay positive and I'll report back afterwards.

~Sylvia