I know I should be doing my Sylvia's Holidays series....

But this is crack:

http://community.sparknotes.com/2009/12/18/my-crush-is-a-cartoon

The comments I mean, they're like going gaga and reminiscing about everyone from Zero to Zuko to Robin to Jim from Treasure Planet to Simba to Ferb to Spongebob Squarepants. It's amazing what people used to crush on.

And Alisha, read comment 155. I DID NOT KNOW THAT!!!!!

I don't think I ever had any guys I had a 2D crush on, or any guys full stop, and if I did, then it was when I was like 7 and I can't remember them. [I'm serious, don't glare at me like that people].

But I suppose majority of the guys in my animes/books I'm kinda all 'they'd be awesome to meet.' Does that count?

But if I did meet them, I CERTAINLY would not be like the girl in this story:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5377823/1/Welcome_to_Fanfiction

I mean, I would probably shrug my shoulders at most of the people, avoid Artemis, Light and Draco as they probably kill me/hate me, glower at Edward [Cullen] for about 2 seconds and state plainly that Edward [Elric] is:

a) pretty damn awesome
b) is not short, I mean, I'm short, and he's taller than me by around 7 centimetres, which is actually a lot, considering the fact that I will probably not grow that much before I stop growing.
c) I'm on his team, not Edward [Cullen]'s or Jacob's.

Oh, and this non-guide to fanfiction is crack [by same person]:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5193424/1/How_Not_To_Write_Fanfiction_A_Non_Guide

BTW, this was in the Artemis Fowl section, so there will be references to that, but it applies mostly to everything.

Merry Xmas if I don't post before the day again. ^_^

~Sylvia