THE GAME. THAT STUPID STUPID GAME AND YOU'VE JUST LOST IT [suckers]

For those of you who don't know the game [you lost], where have you been? The aim of the game [you lost] is to not think of the game [you lost] you are now playing. If you think of this game [you lost], you lose, and must say "I lost the game," [you lost] making everyone else that is currently playing the game in earshot of you to lose the game. You cannot win. [AND YOU JUST LOST. HA.]

And I hate it. I am sorry, but it is a pain in the bum/neck/donkey.

It is annoying as whilst at college, doing your stupid essay secretly in French [where you are meant to be doing your speech, but thats another matter] you hear: "I lost the game" "Drat I lost the game ." "Lost the game" "Darn lost the game AGAIN." Every few minutes. [Heh you lost the game 5 times XD]
It is stupid. If you play it you have just been roped in to Stupidland. Unless you're the person who made it up. Then you are obviously an IMBECILE. Or the person who created bunny ears. No, that still makes you an imbecile. [Don't know what imbecile means? Look it up. I'll give you a hint: In French it means fool. Or thats what Word says]

I am annoyed to the point of inner annoyedness at the Game [hah you just lost].

I mean, it breaks your concentration of just about everything else. Unless you play by the rules of:

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/the_game.jpg

[OH NO you just lost again]
Into which you have 1/2 and hour of freedom of no losing until you think of the game again [you lost again BTW]

FYI I don't play. Just cos you are meant to play from when you have heard the words 'THE GAME' [you lose, AGAIN], doesn't mean you have to. This is like a stupid foward message that says you will get covered in Camel Poo unless you send it to 100000000 people. It never happens. And don't use the excuse "YOU HAVE TO COS YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO IT." cos I don't want to. Put it this way, I don't, when I am 80 say, while dozing in my favourite chair, my false teeth being soaked in water, wearing a floral dress and drinking an English Breakfast in my cramped retirement home yelling every few minutes to the workers "Oi lo da gum. Agon." [if you managed to work that out, you lost again.]

So, have I got the point across? Non? Oui?

Well, if not, then you enjoy your 30 minutes of freedom from: 'THE GAME'

Now.

Oh, and By the way, you have lost *** **** 23 times. Including the starred out words and the title.

Copyrights to: Both pictures and the blogs on which they we hem 'borrowed' them from. Hope you don't mind guys.

Sylvia. Hating the Game. [hah 24 times]