This is one of THE most random blogposts in the 12 monthsish of this blog.
Ah help.
So I wrote this... conversation?
It's like me arguing with myself, I think I'm going a bit nuts with this cold.
It's after yesterday where I had to sing that song about I Am Not Esther... ah the shame...
The ~ is my concious
The - is me.
Debating with the Concious
~My God, that sucked.
-I had fun.
~With those...
-Holligans? Is that the word? [Sarcasm]
~*snort* Not only have you gone mental, but you've turned into an old man.
-If we had more time, we would've nailed it.
~No, your just blaming yourself. And your right.
-I was just put off. Wow, I have huge self-esteem, don't I? [sarcasm]
~Yep yep totally.
-WAIT A MINUTE! ! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MAN?!
~WTF.
-WELL?
~Took you long enough. You need to stop talking to yourself. Louisa's looking at you funny. Mariko probably will never talk to you again. Embarrassment to the group and social ranking.
-What?! Not this $%@! again. I told you, I don't care about bloody social ranking.
~Friendship issues. Tsk tsk.
-Oh God, you are NOT bringing THAT again.
~Oh ho ho. Sylvia the drifter, eh? Drifts between groups of friends for the lolz?
-You did not just say lolz.
~I did just say lolz. Lolz.
-My sanity to the class has gone down a few notches, so what? If I had time, I'd be able to a whole fricking rock band thing about that song. With bass AND backup dancers.
~And this is why we all think that your loosing it.
-No.
~Yes.
-No.
~Yes.
-Hahahaha no.
~Hahahaha yes.
Do you have to do this stupid worksheet thing?
-Did the school had to block fanfiction?
~What?
-The answer is yes.
~Right. You're weird and I'm leaving.
-Leaving?
~Leaving.
-You can't leave.
~Why not?
-Your part of me, stupid.
~Hahahaha no, stupid.
-You can't just leave.
~No, actually I can. I am your concious, I am your sanity. When I'm gone, you will die.
-What?
~Ok not really but you'll probably start squeeing in random places in public and go 'kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh' when you see a picture of Justin Beiber.
-Oh no you did not just-
~You betcha.
-Ugh. No.
~Ya.
-No.
~Ya-ha. :D Good luck being gaga for Beiber~
-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
~Hehe jokes. No I'm stuck here for a long time.
-Idiot.
~That means your an idiot.
I lost the argument, BTW. Also, I have nothing against Justin Beiber, but can you imagine me squeeing? Or kya-ing? NO.
Oh my sanity=down the drain.
